Face Book accounts are for young people

        I am starting this blog for two reasons , the primary reason is to determine the difficulty and pass my information and experience on to others in my household to help them build blogs also. The second reason is to allow myself to vent and perhaps entertain or even better , piss some people off. With that said lets dive into the heart of today's blog.

   It has recently been brought to my attention (not on any action by me) that people who have no business doing this are opening Face Book accounts. The specific group of people I am referring to are middle aged men ( my contemporaries,unfortunately).
   
    If you are a middle aged man and have a Face Book account you fall into one of the three following categories, I will leave it up to you to decide which of these you definitely is not you leaving two that probably are you and one that is definitely you . Before I get started let me calm you down a little , I know you will try to claim you don't fit any of the categories but we know that's not true because you after all have a Face Book account.
  1). The Face Book power user. This is the middle aged man who has something to say (normally some really redneck take on politics or religion) and you have so many close Friends that you need to make a Face Book account and annoy a bunch of unwitting strangers(please be my friend,please!) until they accept and have to indulge your redneck ramblings because they are nice decent folks. The power user is normally a man who was caught spending three to five thousand dollars annually on Internet porn and his wife set up the child locks on the Internet and he can't figure out a work around so he steps up to the next best thing, you guessed right a Face Book account. The term we will use to describe the power user is Huge Douche so whenever someone calls you a Huge Douche you will know you are a Face Book account holder.

 2). The Face Book it was my wife's idea user. This is the man that is such a pussy he blames having a Face Book account on his wife, when in reality she is so sick of his sorry ass she would rather have him post spectacularly stupid comments on Face Book than have to talk to him. It all starts quite innocently with her suggesting that it would be a great way to stay in touch with friends(if they wanted to talk to you they would have by now) and family and the next thing you know your hiding credit card receipts for Farmville items. Your wife is continually telling you how clever your posts are and how good it is to get your point of view out on the web for people to see , which is really her way of saying thank god your not touching me. The term we will use to identify this user is Huge Douche so whenever someone calls you a Huge Douche we will know you are a Face Book account holder.

 3). Huge Douche. You are the man that has no excuse,you freely tell all that you are a proud Face Book account holder , even telling us how many people have friended you. The fact is you set up the account when your wife threatened to kick you out if she received one more bill from "Barely Legal", but you tricked her. Now you have a Face Book account with five thousand friends and three of them are not teen aged girls,I guess you showed her, by the way most of those alleged teens your chatting with are a middle aged FBI agent named Melvin and he thinks your a Huge Douche.

  In conclusion I would like to point out that if you have a Face Book account and are a middle aged man you are in fact a Huge Douche , so hopefully some of you Huge Douches will read this and quit trying to friend my teen aged daughters. Well that's all I can take for today , I am sure I will lay awake all night trying to grasp why a middle aged man would communicate on Face Book instead of using a F..ing cell phone like an adult. Thanks for your time and hopefully the way you friend me is by buying me an adult beverage at a bar( If your wife will let you out on a week night, with money)who am I kidding your a Huge Douche and teen aged girls can't go to bars. Out Un-ruly.